Sometimes life tosses you a curveball. And sometimes, that curveball comes in the
form of keys, which then proceed to hit you in the eye. Directly in the eye.
Three nights ago I got my first curveball, and consequently,
the past few days have more or less sucked.
There isn’t a much better way to put it.
I never really realized how hard life can get when you can’t use one of
your senses that you current job depends on.
Why couldn’t it have been smell.
I don’t need that. In fact, with
as much as it’s been raining around here, and with extensive presence of open
pit latrines, losing my sense of smell would have been a luxury. But no,
instead I lose my sight.
I blame that filho de puta Karma Spider for this one. But don’t worry, the story has a happy ending
(well, the ending is still being written, but it’s looking up).
So here’s the story:
Three days ago (Tuesday the 16th), I woke up and felt
great. Real great. Everything just seemed to be in its right
place. I only had to wake up to pee once
during the night (the Malaria Pills rarely allow me to make it through the
night without having to wake up at least once to use the Xi-Xi Bucket; they
also give you really weird dreams), I managed to avoid having any Malaria
medication-induced lucid nightmares, the morning air was nice and warm, the
water from our distribution point was clean (which meant I didn’t have to bath
in dirty water!), the scorpion I saw on the way to the Casa de Banho was dead,
and the Karma spider wasn’t there when I took my bucket shower. Honestly, I’m not sure you can ask for a
better start to your day at 6am. And it
only got better from there.
My jovial spirit kept up as I sat through language class and
a technical training session, then grew when I came home to an amazing lunch of
sautéed kale and fresh fruit. What did I
do to deserve this! The rest of the day
was equally enjoyable as I had more language and tech, but as the sun began to set,
so too did my delightful disposition.
As I entered the Casa de Banho to take my second bucket
shower of the day (I take two a day, one in the morning and one at night), I
couldn’t help but notice that my omnipresent spider stalker was positioned a little
too close for comfort on the tin wall next to where I hang my towel and
clothing while I bath. Beaming with confidence
as a result of a day chalk-full of positivity, I decided to take action. It was
time for me to establish dominance and remind this creepy little jerk about his
place in the evolutionary food chain. Observe the power of opposable thumbs you
bastard!
I used the end of a broom to brush the spider off the wall
and into a bucket, which I then tossed out of the little bathing shack and onto
the ground outside. Having just rocked
his entire world, the beast then ran for cover in the nearby rocks. Satisfied, I laughed as the coward fled the
scene of our second battle, thus confirming my victory. Or so I thought…
As I finished up a pleasant bathing experience, I began to
dry off. That’s when disaster
struck. I had my keys on a lanyard
around my neck (we have a big key that we use to lock our rooms when we aren’t
there), and when I went to bend over and towel my legs, they whipped around and
took out my eye. I grimaced; I cursed;
then I hoped. I hoped that I hadn’t just
done what I thought I did.
It was Ms. Peacock with the key in the Casa de Banho. |
After taking a few minutes to collect myself and accept the fact
that the horrendous shooting pain was probably not going away anytime soon, I
retreated to my room to rummage through the medical kit Peace Corps had given
me for anything that might make me feel better.
Eye drops. After suffering
through a one-eyed dinner, I excused myself early so I could immediately go to
bed. I was in dire need of a nice long
period of time in which I didn’t have to open my eye.
I managed to sleep through the night, but the next morning
the pain was still there. It felt like someone
had left a dull axe just to the right of my pupil. It hurt when it was open; it hurt when it was
closed. It was only 6:20AM and life
already sucked a whole lot. And then I
found out that our water was once again not working. This was day number two of this, and my
supply of already filtered water was starting to run dry. I could tell that today was gonna be
good.
I called the PCMO (Peace Corps Medical Officer), and lady on
the line told me to take some Tylenol and go about my day. I did just that, all the while wearing a big
pair of sunglasses. Language class was
tough, Tech (Technical Class, where we learn how to be teachers) was even
harder. Both involve a lot of reading
and writing, which made it all the more inconvenient that I had one eye that
did work and another that was hypersensitive to light. When I finally got home that night, I did
pretty much the same thing I had done the night before: eat and then
sleep. Sleeping helped; it helped me
forget that I had ripped open my eyeball.
Thursday morning was pretty similar to Wednesday. I woke up and was quickly reminded about what
I had done to myself just a few nights before.
My eye was swollen, crusty and red.
I had to use my finger to wipe the crust away just so I could open it up
(apologies for the visual, but I’m trying to be as dramatic as possible). I called PCMO again, and this time she said
that the Doctor would be into town that day for the big group meetings we were
having (Hub Day as it’s known around here, when all the trainees get together
in one location for culture and health classes), and would check my eye out
there. Until then, I would have to
continue to endure what felt like the worst injury that anyone has ever had to
suffer through, ever.
Around lunch time, I finally had my chance. The doctor gave me the once over and told me
the bad news. I was dying. But, before she’d let me crossover, she first
wanted to send me down to Maputo to get checked out by a specialist, just to
make sure I really was doomed. I had an appointment at 5pm on Friday. At this point, my eye had already stopped
hurting. Well, it still hurt, but it wasn’t
nearly as bad as it had been. I was
easily able to ignore the pain and focus on dealing with the blurry vision and
presence of humongous, swollen eye syndrome instead. The doctor’s news helped out a lot though, and
my gloomy mood took an immediate 180.
Maputo. All would be better in
Maputo.
Will I hope your eye is doing better by now!
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